A comic look at the most recognizable phrases in the world of pet parents.
Whether you're the proud parent of a wagging four-legged friend or an inscrutable feline with a regal attitude, you've undoubtedly heard some phrases that come up time and again in your daily life. These phrases you will undoubtedly recognize as a dog or cat owner!
1. "Can I pet your dog?"
Dog owners: Every dog owner knows this like no other. Your furry four-legged friend is like a walking hugging machine. His look, that wagging tail - it's like he's carrying a sign saying "hug, please!" And honestly, who can resist those sweet little eyes of your four-legged friend?
Cat owners: This is something cat owners don't hear very often, or at least less often. Usually it's more like, "May I observe your cat ... um, from a respectable distance?" After all, cats have a certain detached charm.
2. "Is he friendly?"
Dog owners: This question is often asked by other dog owners, and it is simply a polite way of asking if your dog can participate in the game session without getting into a fight.
Cat owners: With cats, it's different. It seems like people are afraid to go near a cat without knowing whether the cat will greet them with affection or disdain.
3. "Do you carry a bag for excrement?"
Dog owners: A walk without a dog poop bag is like a picnic without food. It's your ticket to good neighborhood fare, and everyone knows you're not completely prepared without that supply of bags....
Cat owners: Cats usually do their business indoors, and fortunately, cleaning up is less of a public affair. Still, cat owners need to clean up some too, albeit in a litter box. A phrase that cat owners may be able to recognize is; "How smelly that stinks, huh, such a litter box..."
4. "How old is your pet?"
Dog owners: This question is like jumping into an in-depth conversation about the ups and downs of raising a dog. Your dog's age often reveals a lot about his personality and behavior. A year older usually means a year wiser, or maybe just a year more mischievous.
Cat owners: Cats seem to have eternal youth. Their age is as mysterious as their nocturnal adventures. Try guessing a cat's age; it is often more like deciphering an old treasure map.
5. "What is his or her name?"
Dog Owners: Your dog's name is like a trophy. It is often the beginning of lively conversations about the choice of name and your dog's unique personality. You often hear afterward, "What a cute name!"
Cat Owners: Your cat's name is like a poem. It often has deep meaning and is the beginning of fascinating stories about your mysterious furry companion.
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